It Matters So Much
No pun intended." karl's face emptied of emotion. "uh, no." he answered as he looked down. "shit, shut it down, quick." jake turned and hit the switch shutting karl's apparatus down. he looked back up at his adversary.
Army of Shadows: Chapter 5
I help them with their...er...problem, and i get as much tail as i want (pun completely intended). well, anyway, about the umbreon.
Leaders and Lovers - Chapter 1
The smooth, monotone female voice made michael freeze, no pun intended. he glanced all around, looking for where the voice had come from. he realized it was the ship's ai. he also realized he was leaning against the window.
Clean-Up on Aisle 1
This led the wolf to think about puns regarding the debutante's balls, but he was trying to wean himself from the cheap shots.
The Invitation - a Christmas transformation story
There was nothing fur-ther (no pun intended by the writer) written. there were no instructions, times, dates... no 'who', 'what', 'where', or 'when'. this was beginning to really bother him.
Looking To The Stars: Episode 00 (Getting the job)
Daichi: all of the jokes, gags, sick puns, and dumb ideas were all thought up right off the bat.
Marsten's Interview
No pun intended, i'm sure. so, apart from being one of the (in my opinion) star pole-dancers at rainbow tiger, what else holds your interest in the furry community of linden land?
Welcome To Equestria
Hotshot's family has always been discorded to him (no pun intended to the chaotic god himself), and as for myself, my friends have been diminishing._ _however, if you do happen to stumble upon this letter and you indeed have the power to help the two of us
Life (A Mini-story)
The look on his face could only be described as ecstatic shock, to use a pun. the person he saw in front of his eyes...was his mate! he couldn't believe what he was seeing! he thought "oh, i get it...god..it's a dream..."
Chatting with his Ex (Ratchet & Clank fic)
"pardon the pun, but that looks pretty handy." at the lombax's glare talwyn apologized. "sorry, and no, i'm not jealous or anything. i got over that with sasha phyronix?" "phyronix..." rivet thought. "that sounds familiar.
Pizza on the Brain
Narrated principally by the two main characters (they'll usually alternate narration duties), this tale of seeking and finding in the anything-can-happen milieu of college is sure to touch your hearts--test audiences have found it quite appetizing (pun quite
Sapphire Transition: Chapter 2
We're so sorry about that, didn't think it would knock you out cold, no pun intended." layne chuckled a bit, though she shivered, "n-not a problem.