Vampire love

I had no idea what he meant, was this some odd pun to say he wanted to have sex? this was not the case with damien though. one night i snuck out of my house and met him where he told me to, at the entrance to the town sewers.

Daniel's Dramatic Tale

No pun intended. i slipped safely back into the bed and slumped against the wall, panting from my recent fright. unclipping my 'voder from my collar had just reminded me... i needed to hide it. my collar, that is. the 'voder was already trash.

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Secret Agent Bear

They call themselves 'the white disaster' which i'm sure is probably a pun, but i don't get it." sanic said and he smiled as bear turned his gaze towards him. he was only half listening then it took him a moment for it to register.

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Anatomical Anachronisms: Chapter 1: Time Tinkering

At the pun, wing sucked in a breath and let out a long, high baritone laugh, cradling his belly with all six hands. when he had enough air again he said, "oh, oh, oh don't do that to me sire, i'm going to get a stitch."

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Care Bears Family Adventures, Book 4: Chapter 24

Proud heart rolled her eyes, "no cat puns unless you are a cat," proud heart playfully admonished him.

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Cake or Bun

Rooted by their little pun backfiring so spectacularly. at least until jay took a step forward, lifting a hand to grasp at the wolf's shoulder. 'f-forest?

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In From The Cold - Cinderace TF

"at least tell me you don't have any more rabbit puns planned, do you?" "well i was going to tell you to hop to it when it's time to deliver the fliers for the party~" she teased further. "ugh..." mao shook his head.

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Realms of Fantasy Chapter 4: Refur a Friend

The refur(really punny, realms...) a friend program gives bonuses to those who bring in new players to the game and allows them special privileges with that person.

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Weird Ways To Start A Race

Along the way, rob & robbie look like they might get there first, but mario & zelda are literally right on their tail (mind the pun). one team gets at the end of the line and falls on the rug, then the other.

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The Most Important Part of Halloween

She's so punny! she couldn't eat it all anyways!" "just hand it over and you can go crying home to mommy and she'll buy you some more!" "no! this is my candy!"

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Devolvers - The Excuse | Chapter 7

I was hit by a car and you drove me all the way across the country- not a hospital, might i add, and now you're cracking bird puns? i would punch you right now if it weren't for my broken wings. arms. dammit!"

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No Pants, Only Masks

"do you actually want an answer to that or were you just looking for a way to force that pun into the conversation?" zeelo asked playfully. "answering that would ruin the fun." jak winked.

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