Chapter 2: New Beginning
He felt his heart quicken in beats and thought "this is absurd! why am i so nervous when he talks about me or near me or...?" "let's get the lesson over with" burst arthur out cheerfully.
Moving Forward
I mean, the other guy was drunk off his ass and everything, but the tiny... he was absurdly strong, two or three times bigger than you too. and this happened because the giant said something stupid, of course.
(:emptyroom:)Chapter
The idea of reality being a mere construct was absurd to me then. this exposition is unnecessary for you, of course." //nobody: that does not matter. i enjoy your voice when you ponder or monologue .
Heaven and Hell: The Hero From Limbo Ch. 1
Solomon had an aristocratic tone, but delivered a seemingly absurd message that the reverend could not comprehend, but the "kingdom of arcadia" sounded familiar.
Blind Date
"what an absurd name for such a technical sounding event. seepy." she rolled it around in her mouth. it didn't match her idea of whatever a precision instruments exposition must have been like.
InterRealm - Chapter 5
He couldn't function his reasoning brain to finish the absurd sentence he wanted to ask, because it would mean admitting that lavinia _had_ actually passed through solid matter without breaking it or herself. "how..." lavinia started.
Stork Inc. [Archives]
The puppy giggled, poking a finger into its cheek and showing off a singular tooth in an expression of absurd innocence.
Steamed
The black mutt wasn't one to take something like being fattened to obscenely absurd sizes lying down, and he had just what sasuke would need to put him right back in his place cooked up.
Unnoticed Under Foot
Another short commission, this time for vanrel (https://twitter.com/archmageeternal/) of their friend mekuto finding themselves absurdly tiny around an air elemental fennec waking up first thing in the morning.
Black Sepia - chapter 2
Aziraphale snapped his wings back into existence and flourished them at crowley, feeling absurdly giddy despite having gotten rid of the wine. "not an angel any more, my dear, or not for much longer, at least."
Ander - Chapter 3, Subchapter 9
The sheer absurdity of what he was doing started to dawn on him. he wasn't talking to a _god_. he was talking to a _tree_. he had held his dead baby in his arms and it had driven him crazy and now he was talking to a tree.
South of the Summer : Part 1
He began with a slow roll of his shoulders, his far too numerous number of tails flickering up to drape over his lap like an absurdly fluffy pillow. "how's the weather treating you?" "i feel like my feet are freezing to the insides of my boots."