Army of Shadows: chapter 4
"...you don't have to be such a douche about it." i grumbled. "sorry, pure reflex." he said with a shrug. "anything else?" he said in a way that told me he was trying to end this conversation. "yeah," i said. "do i get any say in this whatsoever?"
The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book VII Chapter 26
You are a douche, bossing us around and pretending the problems that we're going to face are _our_ problems.
Aimless Fate: Chapter 1
"here it is, douche bag. now, stop whining." mike said, handing his friend the controller. "what are we playing first?"
Meridian Prime: Chapter 7
I don't want to press my luck by being a douche bag. "well, nate. welcome to my home. i'm afraid that the help here is a little rough around the edges, but you will have to excuse that fact. they aren't used to showing hospitality."
Jackob's Life Chapter 2: School Day
You know what douches dennis and adrian are. they pranked me already a few times, too. don't let that go too much on you."." it's easy for you to talk like this.", jackob replied."
Learning Curve (Chapter 6, Act1/Book3)
douche." "god, why are we arguing about this again? we did it all morning. a boat that big out in the bay can be moved - great, but it's huge. everyone will see it.
Attack of the Clones
"rs-1020," my ears perked up at the sound of my number being called, with any luck i wouldn't be paired up with one of the douches that seemed to hate me.
In Too Deep (Chapter9, Book9)
"i've lived for a long time, remember, douche bag? i've had bibles thrown at me, and i was surrounded by it. okay? god. i was lance's student, and natalia, too. they both like their academic reading. don't judge me." "shut up and let me work, okay?"
Broken and Torn
Get out of here you've done enough" crocodile dun douche never breaks eye contact as he glares down at me, lowering his leg back to the floor and letting out another of his reptilian hisses of displeasure, a burst of victory rolls through me, brief but strong
Chapter 1
"i didn't want to tag along with those douche bags anyway. carrying their gear was a small pot hole in the road to..." he scratched his chin in thought. "awe fuck it. i just didn't want to have to hang out with them anymore." eve rolled her eyes.
Aesthetic
Normally, i have to be more discreet, because he's wearing some douche-bag combination of a button-up and a vest, both purchased slightly too small so that you can actually envision cannonballs overlaid on his shoulders and armored plating on his chest
That Time You Got Us Kicked Out Of Denny's
Your life is a shitstorm because you're an asshole who can't fucking control himself, so you get fired over and over again and wreck relationships and when you fuck up you have no one to fall back on because you're such a fucking douche to everyone!"