Judas
To this sinclair shouted "stop with the cat puns!" and thus the door opened, the blue glow growing stronger. and a cat-like man stood in front of them. his fur was a dark blue, his eyes a deep red, and his body was encased in a series of tattoos.
Gene, the Genial, Substance Lovin' Sheepdog
He's always giving out firm yet kind and understanding advice and favors, always giving and never expecting a thing in return, and he's taken the heat for a bud(no pun intended) more times than anyone can recall.
Gorthorn: Chapter 9: Difficult Cases
The spider clapped a hand over his mouth and tried not to chuckle at the pun, but did anyway. the wolf looked on in confusion.
#deep (Pundamentals #1)
. :3 i had told kaily, the runner of this contest, that i would bite and try out making puns. if this is not good enough... ... oh well. there is four more weeks me thinks and i would be able to submit two more before then. xp geez, am i late.
Masseustela (Pundamental #2)
Ok, so i can't claim to have written this pun, but when i saw it yesterday in a comment on a get fuzzy comic strip i couldn't resist writing a 2nd really quick story for the back to pundamentals contest.
The Future worth having
Cats-sarcastic, independent, lowkey, smart, easy going, loving, understanding, along those lines select 1 from 9a, 1 from 9b and 1 from 9c and i will add those qualities to the magical boyfriend on your end presto and enjoy~\* its a furry service, pun
The Life of Another - Chapter 35
"personally it's starting to grow on me, no pun intended." i quickly tried to gather myself and act casual. "guess you've moved passed all the 'catmodo dragon' jokes." "that's for sure!" she said, accenting her words with a flick of her forked tongue.
Hunted, Part 3: Dinosaur Scat & Target Abduction
It's my first time writing it, so don't be surprised if it's shit-tier (pun not intended, heh.). mark gets shat on by a dinosaur; several other creatures get shat on by the same dinosaur. there's some plot-relevant drama, too!
Wasteland Survivor – The story of Crystal - ch1
He kicked something metal along the floor, it clanged into the shelf next to crystal, "put those on, 'big bad', and do it slow like, i would hate to only bring back the boys one nice little piece of tail for the night." he started sniggering at the horrid pun
Band Changelings Part 2
Chrysalis pauses for a moment and then states "great, now i'm making puns..." when she finally arrives, all the changelings are just standing around shouting "blah, blah, blah" to sound like incoherent conversation.
RedTails : The Ringtailed Terror - Chapter 01
Tushé," koney laughed, countering pun with pun. "but seriously," the raccoon girl pressed on, eager to learn more about this phenomenon, "what is the story behind this...what did you call it...spanking? is it a religious ritual of sorts?"
Un-Titled (Episode 1)
She giggles at her pun then at his confused expression. "it means wolf" "oh wonderful" lupus chuckled. and so began a long and perilous adventure that would not only re-shape the land of eldalore, but our heros souls as well.