A Polar Bear's Christmas

Don't ask me why," bill shrugged, "i'm jewish. but it goes with the whole north pole, reindeer thing with the sleigh and the tree and the penguins as elves ..." "penguins are not even from the northern hemisphere, let alone the north pole."

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Dandelion Fox (Patreon)

“g-given how alexander ii—the f-former russian emperor—was assassinated by a jewish human a few years ago, and the empire’s still reeling from his death, nobody in st.

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The Final Anomaly 11 - Operation Goonie Drop

//"[/i] "//that my creation, my greatest advancement to date was tricked to its death by a sub-degenerate [i]jew?!

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Trouble Brewing (Chapter6, Act1, Book2)

"i don't believe in a jewish cosmic zombie that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity 'cause a rib-woman

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Calling In the Big Guns

James had a sweet apartment just off central park, right next to a jewish temple. you wouldn't think twice about it to walk past. there was absolutely nothing to suggest who lived here.

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Out of the Frying Pan (A1, B1, C8)

"not trying to jew you out of another ten grand, but this is legitimate danger pay." karla groaned. "don't use racist terms. that's down right tacky. you don't have to be like the other jerries, you know."

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Metamorphosis (Chapter8, Act1, Book2)

I have to be convinced he was more than a jewish teacher who did carpentry on the side." the man's voice sounded somewhat surprised. "you're a demon and you don't even believe in your enemy's son?"

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We're Gonna Have A Bad Time 3 - We Ran Out of Bone Puns Sorry

He weren't as harsh, but he did put me in the army thinkin' all i needed was summat to vent my rawness to, expel that masculine fury from me...certainly expelled it all over that jewish lad ah gave a righ' bugger up the arse behind the fields, silverstein

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Midline Shift 6 - All Tooled Up

Leiah managed to find some human food redesigned for her sensibilites in the form of daikon miso soup from japan, jewish matzah balls served in chicken soup, and owofibo soup from nigeria which blended tomato with palm oil.

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The Reason We're Here

Just off the park there's a jewish temple. next to it is an old brownstone. there's someone there you need to meet." i paused for a moment, "are you a christen, john?" he didn't answer for a long time.

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Red Right Paw

So he knew, by now, that the fox's name was sirius eisenbaum, born into a jewish family but not, himself, of a religious disposition. "sorry about the wait!" he politely told the fox, who shook his head and made a dismissive gesture.

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