A Good Influence
Given how absurdly enormous his prodigious paunch was, the red panda's rear end was the only thing to come close to it in size.
Christmas at Joe's
The question seemed absurd. "it's what i do for a living." "sure, but you don't have to work _tonight._ you just always do. least every time i've ended up here."
Clue: Chapter 2 - Hidden lives, revealing secrets
"that's so absurd! my life has been nothing but an open book, i never did anything i would keep from my parents..." "i see... anyone else wishing to deny it?" no one said anything. mr. bieber suddenly got up.
Task Force Omega - Prologue: The Breaking Point
Like now, when the platoon lieutenant shouted absurd orders all around. the vulpine officer spotted fenris and ran up to him. "sergeant, we need a clear look at those artillery positions! take your squad and establish an observation post on hill 23."
Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 60
The very notion was absurd. neither of them have come even close to settling down, and now they were going off to fight a bunch of - the house felt smaller than before. the air, thinner. it felt like he was suffocating where he stood.
To Know When to Fold 'em
The rabbit jokes and chuckles at the absurdity of the situation that led them here. "but really, this is where i think you should be studying and not wasting your time looking at too much of this uhh...
To Know When to Fold ‘em
The rabbit jokes and chuckles at the absurdity of the situation that led them here. "but really, this is where i think you should be studying and not wasting your time looking at too much of this uhh...
Grad-Bash Part 10
I stopped and thought about how absurd i must sound. what if he isn't even gay? i would have gotten prepped for nothing. besides, i don't think, even if he was gay, he'd make a move on me this soon after a breakup. sooner than later.
Hetra Saico
Soon enough the bidding ended with a absurd amount of money being offered up, aboutu maybe... hmm i couldn't tell, a hundred thousand dollars?
Jesters Chapter 2
I had long ago accepted the absurdity of reality. i have decided that sanity was the fool's way, but what is this feeling, but another form of insanity? it may be so, but it is so very much different than what i had experienced in the past.
Rain's Lullaby Chapter 2
Sid remembered just how badly wet dog smells, on the other hand he also remembered how badly dogs who haven't been bathed for a while smelled as well and how easily the white fur of his mothers dogs had collected the most absurd kind of dirt.
Serval and Sheep (Chapter 37)
"that's... completely absurd..." desmond wheezes, suddenly feeling very tired. "i don't know, man, i'm just giving you my opinion." the bird scoots closer to his pale friend and gives him a gentle pat on the back.