The Darwin Chronicles: Introduction
She pulled open the refrigerator and shivered as the cool air blew over her scales, growing a bit more relaxed as she reached in and pulled out a package of turkey bacon.
Imprefect thoughts and in imerfect mind
My old man's ideal friday apparently consisting of such activities as drinking a 3lbs back of m&m's eating cajun turkey jerky then constructing and discharging pyrotechnics without a permit. one friday my dad shows up late to meet me at grandma's place.
How the Daleks Stole Christmas
It was a traditional dinner with ham, turkey, prunes, mashed potatoes with gravy, and corn. there was loud screaming from outside, and a boom was heard, but before anyone could get up, the door was blasted open. "exterminate!"
Trials of Capacity
Hot dogs and hamburgers, funnel cakes and fritters, chicken and turkey, and more were all recklessly crammed down those three hungry gullets.
A Thin Line - Part Two: Love
If not, go sneak a bite of turkey or ham for 'merica's sake :) ~~fun fact: alice's first name was taken from the video game alan wake.
Angel Eyes and Ocean Tears
Throwing together a turkey sandwich, sebastian sat down by himself at the table and ate, thinking about what he'd do on his first day.
Hell on Earth. Chapter 2
I'll turn him into a turkey twizzler!" "he's just an idiot," anar frowned, walking away. "i know you are, but what am i?" the human taunted. his faerie familiar tinkled with laughter. "why won't you let me eat him?" rave rumbled.
The King's Pet
David watched as the nixx muzzle poking out opened, letting a whole cooked turkey slide right in, the other food sliding down to take its place. with a gulp, it was gone, and nixx opened up again.
Vivi, Da Hip-Heay, Defiantly Healthy Dhole(look it up)
Avacado, turkey and walnut salad is great for a luxirous pelt. (though he rarely admits it, vivi occasionally adds a dash of coconut oil, too. sometimes in...shampoo form.
the new wolf ch 1 (reupload)
I opened the bag to see some deli meats in there; salami, turkey, ham, and some boloney. i opened the salami container and held out a slice, "come here." he looked at me but didn't move from his spot. "he doesn't want to budge chester."
Simba Meets James, Part 2
"you look like a crazy christmas turkey! imagine becoming king of the beasts like that!" zazu was now on his back laughing hysterically.
In From The Cold - Cinderace TF
Please say you're not going to turn me into a turkey, i'd taste horrible!" "wha..." shade blinked again. "you... you know you've done me no wrong, why do you think i'd turn you into christmas dinner?" "i..