A Home Away From Home - Chapter 2: The Journey Begins

"this is going to take a few minutes, "commented david, being used to the flighty (again, no pun intended) bat's routine. it happened every year, especially the first week of the season.

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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Destruction- Chapter 8- Lopunny

"i guess some people don't have a taste for puns," she said to herself underneath her voice.

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A New Me (Prologue)

I'm usually a "lone wolf" if you can excuse the pun, so i wasn't going to wait up for someone, especially when i can get home earlier than usual.

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Assurance..

I wolfed down the lot, no pun intended. "better?" he asked. "yeah, thank you." "no problem, babe," he replied. he leaned over and kissed me. he broke the gentle kiss and whispered, "mmm, you smell like lavender pancakes now."

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1:18 Echo From The Past

It's more than just a pun, it's who i am." he paused. "it's all i'll ever be." jenna let her paw graze against his forearm. "alias..." she started, her voice offered comfort in its rhythmic quality.

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Purple Valentines

The almost pitch dark cat shuffled through some flashcards, "wait are all these lines terrible cat puns?"

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Roommates 2: Socializing

We all looked down, and sure enough, a very foxy vixen (pun intended) gave us a little wave. without further ado, croy picked up his drink and was on his way, smiling inanely. that lucky bastard.

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Marsten's Interview

No pun intended, i'm sure. so, apart from being one of the (in my opinion) star pole-dancers at rainbow tiger, what else holds your interest in the furry community of linden land?

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Welcome To Equestria

Hotshot's family has always been discorded to him (no pun intended to the chaotic god himself), and as for myself, my friends have been diminishing._ _however, if you do happen to stumble upon this letter and you indeed have the power to help the two of us

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Futzler Files #2: Bell-Holland Bleus

All i've seen on the bh intranet are tasteless bleu puns. like this one," i opened the app on my computer to read off an example. "hey sam, i bet you were bleu in the face when you heard the news lol!!! damn people just can't give me a break..."

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Smoke Break

Her laughter returns threefold as she appreciates her terrible pun for the both of them. thomas continued to admire the craftsmanship of the knife, hands running across the leather bound hilt, finding no glues or other sealants.

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Darren and Travis' first story

Travis: he did punched me first, so there you have a reason to pun- darren: no, just no, you made him angry, even if that's hard, you really think is funny that someone comes and tells you can't do a thing that you have been doing with love all your life,

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