Sydney's First Egg

Her mother had offered to let her stay home, but sydney also knew this was something all coming of age hens had to deal with, and she knew if every hen decided to stay home every time she thought she might lay an egg, nothing would ever get done.

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Commitment Issues: A Drabble

The rooster said to the vixen. "am i not good enough, robert?" the vixen asked softly with tears in her eyes. "you are good enough, honey! it's just..." the rooster fumbled with his words.

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I think that my stomach is firm because I have food in that wants to talk to you but it doens't matter what I write so long as I write

I mean, i think that the chicken that i ate wants to talk to you. i was ignoring it earlier when it was grumbling and gurgling there. so please say hi!

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Larg-O's Stuffing House

His thighs had bulked up with weight as well, giving the rooster a large, plush amount of extra flab to hold his gut back from falling off the booth.

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Sydney's Thanksgiving

He brought the walker over to the side door, and proceeded to help an elderly hen out of the seat. it was grandma.

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Becoming the Djinii - by Digitalpotato

As if it were an ocean, the waves of fire washed over him, yet he did not burn like he was a mere chicken. he was more than a chicken. he was a jinni. "ahem?" peter's eyes opened up. "i was... lost in thought.

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Blushing Skunk, Missing Dragon

Dog and rabbit filed past, followed by rooster and rat. bringing up the rear of their procession was jade.

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The Old Red Hen and the Big Bad Fox chapter 1: come on in...

The old red hen and the big bad fox chapter 1: come on in... once upon a time there was a hen who lived in a lovely cottage in the middle of the forest.

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Taking a Clucking Vacation

Problem with being half chicken is that, the corn does something that really makes you act like a chicken. she says that you're just compelled to act more and more like a chicken. and once you're all chicken, you're... all chicken.

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Farm Maid

Then she went back down to the main floor and cleaned first the chicken eggs, the chicken's legs, the chicken's chicks, the chicken's floor (made of dirt). she cleaned the gerbil cage and the gerbil was happier than it was with the soiled cage.

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Chicken Coop Sides A & B

It held chickens. lots and lots of chickens. it couldn't be more perfect. if you can't get to the farmer, then get to his food.

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